What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Christian Grant
Things I Hope the Spy Balloon Didn’t See in Montana
We Montanans are private people, and there's plenty of stuff here we'd rather not be seen by anyone
11 Things That Would Get Your Montana Card Revoked
Anyone could be born on a particular spot on a map, but to truly embody the spirit of the Treasure State, there are certain lines you just don't cross
Remember this Nickelodeon Show from 2000 Set in Montana?
It was like a rural, drama version of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
All Montana Ski Resorts Listed by County
Montana is well known for hunting, fishing and beautiful scenery, but I'd say the Treasure State is underrated as a place for skiing and snowboarding
Should Self-Driving Vehicles Be Banned in Montana?
Anyone who's seen Terminator 2 knows where this is heading
Montana Praise: Compliments Montanans Love to Receive
Even the humble Montanan likes some recognition once in a while
Will Gas Stoves be Banned in Montana?
They could be a health risk
My Strange Conversation with an AI Chatbot About Montana
Two years ago my blender didn't work, now it still doesn't but at least it can create art and talk to me
Why a Sitcom Set In Montana Would Be The Most Popular Show Ever
Sitcoms haven't been most-watched shows lately, but I think that's because the writers have taken the wrong approach
Bow WOW: Tips for Walking Your Dog in the Montana Winter
The benefits to walking a dog is pretty obvious, but avoiding harm in a walk during our Montana winter can be complicated